chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
All the doctor said was why
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