wakey wakey hands off snakey
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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