Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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