mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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