no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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