We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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