that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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