I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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