Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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