I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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