I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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