your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
