He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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