I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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