dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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