Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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