so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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