She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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