Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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