i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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