how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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