At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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