She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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