New low: just hacked my moms facebook
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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