Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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