Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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