That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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