i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just want to make out with him forever
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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