I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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