No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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