So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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