at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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