Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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