I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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