forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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