I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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