now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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