normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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