Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Randomize
