we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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