so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
