On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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