You're completely useless in the revolution.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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