how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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