Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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