I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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