i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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