Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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