im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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