i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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