New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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