Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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