I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just took my morning after pill in the library
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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