we have officially lost it.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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