How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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