she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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